Faintheart (faintheart) wrote in polloftheday,
Faintheart
faintheart
polloftheday

Look! Up in the sky! It's--

a UFO!
9(8.3%)
Superman!
14(13.0%)
a cloud!
25(23.1%)
an inbound ICBM!
5(4.6%)
a comet!
7(6.5%)
Santa Claus!
5(4.6%)
an airplane!
5(4.6%)
a skydiver!
4(3.7%)
a skydiver whose parachute didn't open!
17(15.7%)
a bird!
13(12.0%)
something that I must describe in comments!
4(3.7%)

Would you like a glass of water?

Only if it's Perrier.
7(6.4%)
Any old bottled water will do.
34(31.2%)
Sure, as long as it's been filtered.
25(22.9%)
Tap is fine.
31(28.4%)
Not unless it's frozen and surrounded by alcohol.
9(8.3%)
It's more complicated than that, I'll explain in a comment.
3(2.8%)

What's your favorite punctuation mark?

!
41(37.3%)
?
10(9.1%)
.
12(10.9%)
,
5(4.5%)
:
1(0.9%)
;
36(32.7%)
'
1(0.9%)
"
2(1.8%)
comma-nt
2(1.8%)

They're making a movie of your life. (Hollywood, go figure.) What's the title of this epic?

And who will portray you?

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