Faintheart (faintheart) wrote in polloftheday,
Faintheart
faintheart
polloftheday

You are a chicken. Why did you cross the road?

I wanted to get to the other side.
23(21.5%)
I wanted to see a man lay bricks.
3(2.8%)
I was taped to some other comedic animal.
21(19.6%)
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
27(25.2%)
Hey, buddy! Who are you calling a chicken?!?
15(14.0%)
Oh, is that what that was?
15(14.0%)
Well, I (post in comments). Get it?
3(2.8%)

You are a duck. How would you like to pay for your chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.
46(43.0%)
Cash. Now, where did I put my wallet?
11(10.3%)
Pay? OMG, LOOK OVER THERE!!! *yoink*
21(19.6%)
Credit card. Or should that be credit canard?
9(8.4%)
First a chicken, now a duck? You're really asking for it!
19(17.8%)
comment. (sorry, couldn't think of anything funny)
1(0.9%)

I felt like this poll should have another question, but I got nothing. So:

Yes
3(2.8%)
No
7(6.6%)
Only on Tuesdays
54(50.9%)
Cheese
27(25.5%)
Wibble
15(14.2%)
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