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The Silly Poll

There hasn't been much activity in this community lately, so how about a silly poll...

Poll #2096512 Silly Poll

A crazy rich guy offers you $1000 if you do one of the following things. Which one do you choose?

Crush a dozen eggs in your underwear and keep them there for eight hours.
1(8.3%)
Jump off the highest diving board in a community pool (that measures 13 m or three storeys high)
6(50.0%)
Parade back and forth down the main street of your town wearing a sandwich board that reads "Trump 2020/Keep America Great" for eight hours
0(0.0%)
Go door to door as a sex dungeon equipment in a bible belt community salesperson for eight hours.
0(0.0%)
I decline the offer. My dignity is not for sale, at least not for $1000
5(41.7%)

Hypothetical: you die in you sleep and are given the choice of being reincarnated in one of the following options. Which one do you choose?

Lana Del Rey's boyfriend or girlfriend
0(0.0%)
The next Pope
1(8.3%)
The starting quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars
1(8.3%)
The first person to test out a Star Trek style transporter
3(25.0%)
The jockey who rides the next horse to win the triple crown
2(16.7%)
The heir to a billion dollar fortune earned by someone who sold grossly overpriced pharmaceuticals
3(25.0%)
I wouldn't like any of these options and would leave the choice up to fate
2(16.7%)

A witness relocation program offers you a new life (of equal net worth) in one of the following locations. Which one do you choose?

Taos, New Mexico
3(25.0%)
Gander, Newfoundland
0(0.0%)
Papua, New Guinea
0(0.0%)
Newcastle upon Tyne, England
2(16.7%)
Christchurch, New Zealand
5(41.7%)
New Delhi, India
0(0.0%)
I stay put and take my chances wiith possibly getting whacked
2(16.7%)

If Dr. Seuss wrote a book about your life, which is most likely to be the title?

Horton Has a Hemorrhoid
0(0.0%)
One Flush Two Flush
1(10.0%)
The Cat in the Hat On Crack
2(20.0%)
Green Eggs and Porn
2(20.0%)
How the Grinch Stole My Innocence
2(20.0%)
Oh the Places You'll Wake Up In
1(10.0%)
Yertle the Neurotic Masseuse
1(10.0%)
I've Got a Better Title that I'll tell you about in a comment
1(10.0%)

Next election I plan to vote for

Buzz Aldrin
0(0.0%)
Bill Nye the Science Guy
1(8.3%)
Nicholas Cage
2(16.7%)
Bjork
1(8.3%)
Christopher Walken
2(16.7%)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
3(25.0%)
Mila Kunis
0(0.0%)
Jared Padelecki
2(16.7%)
Emma Watson
1(8.3%)

That crazy rich guy is back, and he will pay you $10,000 if you keep one of the following dangerous (but legal) exotic pets for a year. Which one will you choose?

A crocodile
0(0.0%)
A tarantula
7(58.3%)
An old world monkey
1(8.3%)
An anaconda
0(0.0%)
A wolfdog
2(16.7%)
He can keep his ten grand.
2(16.7%)
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