Do you wish you were Canadian?
I don't have to wish, I am Canadian!
Have you ever been to Canada?
Yes, I live here!
Yes, as a tourist
No, but I want to go someday
No and I have no desire to go there.
Can you name the first Prime Minister of Canada?
Yes, because I'm Canadian and he's on our $10 bill
Yes, even though I'm not Canadian, because I'm a history nerd
Yes, even though I'm not Canadian, because I sometimes store useless information
Um, was it Tim Horton?
Um, was it William Shatner?
Um, was it Wayne Gretzky?
I'm not even going to guess, I have no clue.
Of these Canadian born people, who is your favourite (spelled with a u)?
Kevin "Mr. Wonderful" O'Leary
Someone else I'll mention in a comment
There's not one damn Canadian that I like
If you could claim to be from any of these places, which would you love to be your home town?
Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan
Spuzzum, British Columbia
Ball's Falls, Ontario
Cardigan, Prince Edward Island
Bacon Ridge, Manitoba
Stoner, British Columbia
Moe's River, Quebec
None of the above
Another place, not on this list, but I'll tell you in a comment
What is your message to Canada on its 150th birthday?
Keep your stick on the ice
Are you gonna finish that back bacon?
We'll trade you Bieber for Trump? That seems fair.
Does this poutine make me look fat?
Happy 150th Canada! You don't look a day over 149
- Location:Chilliwack, BC
- Music:The Arrogant Worms-"Proud to Be Canadian"