I've been trying to think of an answer because I don't want to leave you hanging here. Absurd is defined as "wildly unreasonable". That brings me to politics, a subject I don't want to broach because I don't want to start an argument with anyone.

The next stop on my train of thought was my LJ scrapbook. Here's what I came up with:

That is absurd, but I guess if you like bacon . . .

A toilet paper holder with built-in mini-shelf for your cell phone.
Let's see if I can manage to link the picture.

This is actually genius.

I can think of countless better things to spend $30 on. But hey, there's a market for everything, right?

Edited for a typo.

Edited at 2017-01-30 03:30 pm (UTC)

I mean I wouldn't buy that with my own money, but I wouldn't say no if someone offered to gift one of those to me.

If I couldn't find any cheaper toilet paper roll holders (doubtful that that's be the case), then I might get one of these.

I guess that is so you don't drop your phone in the toilet. I've never done THAT, but I have dropped it in the dogs' water . . . alas.

the 2016 US election

and the aftermath. especially on social media. i've never seen so many morons in my life :/