In general, how do you eat a (regular-sized) muffin?
With a fork (or other utensil)
Break off pieces with fingers
Pick up entire muffin and take bites
Plop off muffin top; enjoy; discard stump
Muffins are cake of the devil and shall never be consumed
Some other special way (describe in comments, please)
Bonus question for comments: what is your favorite variety of muffin? -- or least favorite?