Lightbringer (xlightbringerx) wrote in polloftheday,
Lightbringer
xlightbringerx
polloftheday

Which of these is the worst way to die? Sadly, I did not make any of these up.

you drown in a hot tub because your hair gets stuck in one of the jets
12(26.1%)
you fall off a building while planking
0(0.0%)
you choke to death on a ham sandwich
1(2.2%)
you are decapitated by a helicopter blade because some idiot forgot it was still tied to the ground and tried to take off
4(8.7%)
you have a heart attack on the toilet because you're constipated
3(6.5%)
you binge so much that your stomach explodes
4(8.7%)
you are struck by lightning while having sex in a forest preserve
2(4.3%)
you are eaten alive by a crocodile
20(43.5%)

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