The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote in polloftheday,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective
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Handedness poll (somewhat silly)

Poll #1669618 Handedness poll

Are you right or left handed?

Right handed
71(85.5%)
Left handed
7(8.4%)
Both (ambidextrous)
4(4.8%)
I have no hands (then which foot do you write with?)
0(0.0%)
I have only one hand.
1(1.2%)

Right-handers: do you use your left hand for any of the following?

Wiping your butt/etc.
2(1.5%)
Holding stuff
60(45.1%)
Fapping (masturbation)
18(13.5%)
Drawing
3(2.3%)
Writing (Why didn't you check "ambidextrous"?)
2(1.5%)
Sign language (flipping the bird counts)
14(10.5%)
My left hand is a dangerous weapon.
5(3.8%)
Both my hands are dangerous weapons.
12(9.0%)
Something else, which I will comment about.
9(6.8%)
I am a leftie, and therefore am waiting for *my* questions.
8(6.0%)

Left-handers: do you use your right hand for any of the following?

Wiping your butt/etc.
4(6.9%)
Holding stuff
6(10.3%)
Fapping (masturbation)
3(5.2%)
Drawing
1(1.7%)
Writing (Why didn't you check "ambidextrous"?)
1(1.7%)
Sign language (flipping the bird counts)
3(5.2%)
My right hand is a dangerous weapon.
2(3.4%)
Both my hands are dangerous weapons.
5(8.6%)
Something else, which I will comment about.
0(0.0%)
I am a righty, and therefore am too good for this question.
33(56.9%)

Mac versus PC, the new Lefties versus Righties?

Hells yeah!
9(15.3%)
Maybe to losers like you.
39(66.1%)
What is a Mac? What is a PC? (I am Amish.)
3(5.1%)
I have my own opinion, which I will share with you whether you want to hear it or not.
8(13.6%)

Lefties: you proud to be a lefty?

YEAH! LEFTY PRIDE! WOO HOO!
8(16.7%)
No, I feel sad and pathetic and wish I could be cool like you righties.
1(2.1%)
Ticky box!
20(41.7%)
!xob ykciT
19(39.6%)

Righties: you proud to be a righty?

YEAH! RIGHTY PRIDE! WOO HOO!
4(3.3%)
No need, as we are clearly superior.
9(7.3%)
No, people are people regardless of handedness, or even presence of hands.
57(46.3%)
Ticky box!
25(20.3%)
!xob ykciT
28(22.8%)

People with no hands: how do you wipe your butt?

It's difficult, but I manage.
0(0.0%)
I use my feet.
0(0.0%)
I have someone whose job it is to wipe my ass.
0(0.0%)
Look, I just do, okay? Can we please change the subject? *whimpers*
0(0.0%)
I have one of those fancy toilets that wipes my ass for me.
3(6.2%)
*Eyes water with tears* I don't! *Breaks out crying*
1(2.1%)
I get laid all the time, so I don't need to fap.
2(4.2%)
I do not poop.
3(6.2%)
I have hands, and am just reading the hilarious answers.
39(81.2%)

People with no hands: how do you fap?

It's difficult, but I manage.
0(0.0%)
I use my feet.
0(0.0%)
I have someone whose job it is to help me fap.
4(8.9%)
Look, I just do, okay? Can we please change the subject? *whimpers*
0(0.0%)
I get laid all the time, so I don't need to fap.
3(6.7%)
*Eyes water with tears* I don't! *Breaks out crying*
0(0.0%)
I have no sex drive.
0(0.0%)
I have hands, and am just reading the hilarious answers.
38(84.4%)

Rate this stupid poll please?

Mean: 5.37 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.87
1
10(14.3%)
2
1(1.4%)
3
9(12.9%)
4
10(14.3%)
5
9(12.9%)
6
5(7.1%)
7
8(11.4%)
8
5(7.1%)
9
4(5.7%)
10
9(12.9%)
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