The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote in polloftheday,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective
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Poll #1551309 Teabagging

Is Sarah Palin stupid?

Yes
23(39.7%)
Is the Pope Catholic?
24(41.4%)
Her IQ is -440
5(8.6%)
I disagree/My own IQ is less than hers
1(1.7%)
Fnord!
5(8.6%)

Are teabaggers/tea partiers stupid?

Hell yeah!
14(25.5%)
Are cows made of meat?
12(21.8%)
They make Sarah Palin look intelligent by comparison.
15(27.3%)
I disagree/herp derp I are stoopid.
1(1.8%)
This space intentionally left blank.
13(23.6%)

Are teabaggers/tea partiers racist?

Yes
18(33.3%)
Is liquid water wet?
15(27.8%)
They should rename themselves The Nazi Party
6(11.1%)
I disagree/I am a KKK member myself
2(3.7%)
Fnord!
13(24.1%)

What should be done about the teaparty rally in Boston?

Carpet bombing
0(0.0%)
Napalm and ecstacy
0(0.0%)
Counter-protests
4(7.7%)
Pretend to join them, have signs saying things like "Obama is from Alpha Centauri!"
2(3.8%)
Orgies as counter-protest
5(9.6%)
I shall be wearing my V mask to the event
1(1.9%)
I *am* a teapartier (thank God for mescaline)
1(1.9%)
I shall be streaking at the event
0(0.0%)
Water balloons filled with acid (LSD)
3(5.8%)
Water balloons filled with acid (sulfuric)
2(3.8%)

Sarah Palin's voice...

...is like nails on chalkboard.
5(9.8%)
...should be considered a war crime to broadcast/use.
4(7.8%)
...makes Fran Drescher's voice sound melodious by comparison.
5(9.8%)
...is beautiful/I am clinically insane
2(3.9%)
...makes dogs howl in pain.
2(3.9%)

President Obama...

...is the most awesome President ever!
7(12.3%)
...is an okay President.
23(40.4%)
...is a Nazi communist hippy bleeding-heart liberal fascist like Jesus Christ!
3(5.3%)
...is from Alpha Centauri!
4(7.0%)
...wants to eat your babies!!!
2(3.5%)
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