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10th-Jan-2010 08:07 am
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Poll #1509619 Girl Farts

Is it really gross when a girl farts?

Yes
11(13.4%)
No
43(52.4%)
I really don't care
28(34.1%)

It it grosser when a girl farts than when a guy farts?

Yes
1(1.2%)
No
68(82.9%)
I really don't care about people's farts
13(15.9%)

Should girls try to not fart in front of their significant others?

Yes
21(26.6%)
No
34(43.0%)
I really don't care
24(30.4%)

Would you freak out if your girlfriend farted in front of you?

Yes
5(6.9%)
No
35(48.6%)
Only if it was really nasty
22(30.6%)
I don't care
10(13.9%)

Would you break up with her over it?

No
73(98.6%)
Yes
1(1.4%)
Maybe
0(0.0%)

Comments 
10th-Jan-2010 04:50 pm (UTC)
People -- well, guys -- can get so stupid about the bodily functions of women.

IT AIN'T THAT MUCH DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU DO, folks. Well, aside from shark week.
10th-Jan-2010 06:51 pm (UTC)
If a dude wants to break up with me because I farted, then it's probably for the better...we would NOT get along in the long run if he's that much of a Neanderthal.
10th-Jan-2010 07:43 pm (UTC)
My (same-sex) partner is embarrassed to fart in front of me. Once he did in the bathtub and was mortified about it. I just thought it was both funny and cute. I'm the opposite, I try not to in front of him because I know it bugs him, but if it happens, it happens.
10th-Jan-2010 07:50 pm (UTC)
I think farts are hilarious regardless of who they come from.
11th-Jan-2010 02:11 pm (UTC)
Same.
10th-Jan-2010 08:13 pm (UTC)


What I was wondering when reading this if you find it really gross and would even break up with someone over it then what the hell are you going to do when you get married or in a long term committed relationship? lol
11th-Jan-2010 12:11 am (UTC)
We fart in front of each other all the time. It's only gross when the other's stinks. We'll even say excuse me to each other when a car horn or train whistle goes off, or the springy door stop gets bumped.

I don't understand how people can get disgusted by it, let alone that one person who would dump the other person if they farted. It's like denying the existence of a period or a toilet or believing babies come from storks. WTF.

Edited at 2010-01-11 12:12 am (UTC)
11th-Jan-2010 01:56 am (UTC)
My dog just farted and THAT is nasty!
11th-Jan-2010 03:23 am (UTC)
My husband farts in front of me to piss me off. I only really care if it REEKS. I thought this post was about queefs at first, by the way.

Fart porn.
11th-Jan-2010 12:33 pm (UTC)
I'm more worried by people who hold on to their farts... I mean... how long would someone do this for? And what do they do if there's nowhere else to do it? Do they implode? I wouldn't want a partner who imploded.
;)
I can't believe I just filled in this poll!!


Edited at 2010-01-11 12:35 pm (UTC)
11th-Jan-2010 01:40 pm (UTC)
I really don't care - unless it would happen frequently and reek. Then I would be worried if there are some serious stomach problems.

And - Why on earth should girls farting be grosser than guys farting??

11th-Feb-2010 12:23 am (UTC)
I really hope that at least some portion the 26% of people who believe girls should try not to fart in front of their SOs would hold guys to the same standard. Otherwise, wtf?
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