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6th-Dec-2009 03:22 pm
Homer Xmas

If you could create a clone that was an exact duplicate of yourself, but completely obedient to your every command, would you create said clone?

Yes
42(43.8%)
No
53(55.2%)
I know this is a yes or no question, but I'm just feel the need to choose something else and will explain why in a comment
1(1.0%)
Comments 
6th-Dec-2009 11:40 pm (UTC)
One of me is enough, thank you.
6th-Dec-2009 11:52 pm (UTC)
Yes. And I'd make it go to to work for me and do a perfect and friendly job so I don't have to. :D
6th-Dec-2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
Haha, glad I'm not the only one!
6th-Dec-2009 11:53 pm (UTC)
Yes, and I would make it go to work for me. :p
6th-Dec-2009 11:58 pm (UTC)
Oh man, are you kidding? Normally I'd be "eeeeeehhh" about a clone, but add in the complete obedience thing and I'm sold.
7th-Dec-2009 02:08 am (UTC)
Ain't no way would i wish all my problems on anyone else, and make her a slave on top of it.
7th-Dec-2009 02:33 am (UTC)
I think it might be the cause of some unwanted questions around the house...

Nah, I wouldn't; it's too creepy, and also I read too much sci-fi and there are too many ways it could go horribly wrong.
7th-Dec-2009 03:15 am (UTC)
This! It's far too creepy. There are too many ways it could go REALLY wrong.
7th-Dec-2009 09:14 am (UTC)
Nothing goes horribly wrong in 'what if' scenarios.

Unless the what if scenario is says so.
7th-Dec-2009 10:59 pm (UTC)
I believe precisely the opposite: in "what-if" scenarios, everything goes wrong! They are examinations of possibilities.

I always have been a worrywart.
7th-Dec-2009 03:01 am (UTC)
It's enough of a pain in the arse being responsible for one of me, I don't want to deal with two.
7th-Dec-2009 03:17 am (UTC)
knowing myself, i wouldn't be too thrilled about having my free will taken away from me, or doing all of the unpleasant tasks i don't like to do. ...this can get very circuitous.
7th-Dec-2009 04:59 am (UTC)
was this inspired by Family Guy?
7th-Dec-2009 05:25 am (UTC)
Only if the obedience thing was toggle-able.
7th-Dec-2009 06:38 am (UTC)
I wouldn't hesitate for a second. At last, I'd never have to worry about getting laid again!
7th-Dec-2009 09:03 am (UTC)
are you saying you would have sex with your clone? So hmm... would that be incest, or masturbation?
7th-Dec-2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
I think the fabric of the universe might possibly implode.
8th-Dec-2009 12:44 am (UTC)
Sounds intense, I may have to try that.
7th-Dec-2009 11:38 am (UTC)
I think if there was a clone of me I'd never be interested in having sex with anyone else! Mm, self-love.
7th-Dec-2009 09:13 am (UTC)
I'd have it do school and work for me.
7th-Dec-2009 02:42 pm (UTC)
Realistically, if I cloned myself right now, I'd have to wait 18 years for the clone to reach maturity. By the time I could benefit from the clone, I'd probably be too attached to it from having raised it from its infancy.

Unfortunately, a clone can never be what the television depicts. I imagine that the common bonds of humanity that keep me from wanting to enslave any fellow human being would be even stronger with myself and a clone of myself. Where else could human ties be stronger than between two genetically identical humans?

While everyone would love to have a slave in theory, the grim humanitarian and moral reality of the situation keep us from doing it and I feel that whether that human is a clone or not, few of us would be able to cross those moral lines.
8th-Dec-2009 01:09 am (UTC)
yep, and i'd totally have sex with myself too. =D
8th-Dec-2009 08:36 pm (UTC)
I am not a commanding person much xD
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