Ok for the first five you are deciding between random articles from Wikipedia. The next three are you selecting random quotes from movies; and don't ask which movie because I don't remember :-) Finally the last two come from the random sentence genearator.
37th National Hockey League All-Star Game
Acme (computer virus)
Kulesze, Podlaskie Voivodeship
Berlin Mathematical School
The Drum (1938 film)
International Cablemakers Federation
La la la!
"Sometimes you need a tragedy in your life to understand what life is really about."
"Papa always wants to shoot things out. He has no more sense than you have. I do hope he doesn't kill us. He'd never get over it."
Da da da!
"A clay pipe is a great blessing to a man. When you drop it you don't have pick it up."
"Half the world spends its time laughing at the other half, and both are fools."
Fa fa fa!
"It takes forty minutes to bury a body... longer, if's it's still alive... tougher, if it's your best friend."
"Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time."
Each coffee skips above the electronics.
When will the public swear?
The basic focus packs a least upgrade.
A damned arrests the sport mumble.