Faintheart (faintheart) wrote in polloftheday,
Faintheart
faintheart
polloftheday

Happy Halloween!



Which of these do you find the scariest?

Vampire
9(24.3%)
Witch
1(2.7%)
Werewolf
11(29.7%)
Wha-- where am I?
16(43.2%)

What do… John? John, is that you?

Yes
2(5.9%)
No
10(29.4%)
Maybe
9(26.5%)
Yeah, it’s me. Is, is that Lizzie? I can’t see anything…
13(38.2%)

Yes, it’s Lizzie! Where are we?

Here
5(15.6%)
There
4(12.5%)
Nowhere
11(34.4%)
I’m not sure. Can you see anything where you are?
12(37.5%)

No, it’s all dark here. What’s happening to us?

You’re cursed
5(15.2%)
You’re damned
7(21.2%)
You’re being punished
8(24.2%)
I don’t know! It makes no sense!
13(39.4%)

What if you look at it from the point of view of the person whose wife you were fooling around with?

Then it makes sense
4(12.9%)
Then it becomes clear
5(16.1%)
Then the light dawns
5(16.1%)
That’s not Liz. Who is that?
17(54.8%)

Oh, what a good question! Who could it be?

Her husband
1(3.0%)
Her angry, jealous husband
12(36.4%)
Her husband who’s secretly a sorcerer
9(27.3%)
You bastard! What have you done with Lizzie?
11(33.3%)

She’s safe enough. It’s yourself you should be worrying about, now shouldn’t you?

Yes
3(9.1%)
Oh, yes
13(39.4%)
Definitely yes
6(18.2%)
Me? W-what are you going to do to me?
11(33.3%)

Nothing I haven’t already done. The question is, how long should I leave you in here? All alone. In the dark.

100 years
2(6.1%)
1000 years
2(6.1%)
Forever and ever
9(27.3%)
You can’t do this!
20(60.6%)

I already have. And now it’s time for me to go.

So long
9(27.3%)
Farewell
9(27.3%)
Goodbye
6(18.2%)
Don’t do this! It was just a mistake! Please, I--
9(27.3%)
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