Which is better:
Chocolate AND sex
I've never had chocolate
I've never had sex
I've never had either! *sob* PITY ME!!!
Choose one of the following:
You're trapped in a South Park episode! The only way out is to kill Kenny in a way that is unique or funny. (YOU BASTARDS!) How do you do it?
You're falling through the sky. All you have with you is what you chose in question 2, and you can't drop it. Are you happy with your choice?
Oh, wait, you're also wearing a parachute. Do you think you'll be able to figure out how to work it?
Absolutely, I've been skydiving before.
Yeah, I've watched enough TV/movies that it shouldn't be a problem.
I don't know, but I'm certainly willing to give it a shot!
No, I'm horrible with anything mechanical. I'm dead.
Okay, *POOF*, you're safe on the ground! Want to do it again?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--- wait, what?
After reading any of the other questions, did you go back and change your answer to question 2?
No, but I thought about it