Faintheart (faintheart) wrote in polloftheday,
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Poll #1195957 Do you feel a draft?

YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED! You do have some options, though. Choose a job:

Bomb catcher
6(7.1%)
Human target
5(5.9%)
Ditch digger
37(43.5%)
Latrine specialist
3(3.5%)
Garbage detail
15(17.6%)
Bioweapon test subject
6(7.1%)

You got something to say about that, Private?

I'm too young!
0(0.0%)
I'm too old!
1(1.1%)
I'm a conscientious objector!
4(4.3%)
I'm scared!
2(2.2%)
I'm running for Canada! (or other appropriate country)
5(5.4%)
I'm too pretty!
2(2.2%)
I'm too sexy to be drafted, too sexy to be drafted, the way I'm disco dancing...
3(3.2%)
I'm confused!
1(1.1%)
I'm already dead!
0(0.0%)
I'm ready to serve, Sir!
6(6.5%)
I'm shouting for no good reason!
1(1.1%)
Which way to the chow hall, Sir?
0(0.0%)
I feel the need to comment!
2(2.2%)

All right, Private, we're going to take that hill. No guts, no glory! Any questions?

Where are we taking the hill, Sir?
7(7.6%)
What time is lunch, Sir?
5(5.4%)
How do I get outta this chickenshit outfit?
3(3.3%)
What's my name again?
3(3.3%)
Did you know you sound a lot like Clint Eastwood, Sir?
3(3.3%)
How many roads must a man walk down before people call him a man, Sir?
3(3.3%)
Sir, no Sir!
9(9.8%)
Would you mind if I posed my question in writing, perhaps as a comment to a Livejournal entry, Sir?
6(6.5%)
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