Stepford Wife with ATTITUDE (patsila) wrote in polloftheday,
Stepford Wife with ATTITUDE
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This is for my "Society and the Digestive System 101" class


NOTE: "spouse" may be read as "significant other," and "he" may be read as "he/she." Also, if you are not in an intimate relationship at this time, feel free to answer the questions as they would have pertained to your last relationship.
Or if you are too mature for this sort of thing, then move right along, but it will be at the expense of my very important Society and the Digestive System paper.
Or you could just snark it. ;)

You are overcome with the need to expel the biggest, loudest, smelliest fart EVAR and your spouse is right there. You...

let it rip right there and you both have a good laugh about it
24(34.3%)
though you spouse will be annoyed/horrified/disgusted, you could care less and let it rip right there
3(4.3%)
let it rip right there and your spouse ignores it or doesn't seem to notice
4(5.7%)
excuse yourself and let it rip in the next room hoping to spare your spouse but not really caring if he/she knows what's going on
20(28.6%)
make every effort to hold it in and not mention anything of it to your spouse
16(22.9%)
other (please comment)
3(4.3%)

Your spouse is overcome with the need to expel the biggest, loudest, smelliest fart EVAR and you are right there. He/she...

lets it rip right there and you both have a good laugh about it
29(42.0%)
though you will be annoyed/horrified/disgusted, he could care less and lets it rip right there
12(17.4%)
lets it rip right there and you ignore it or don't notice
8(11.6%)
excuses himself and let it rip in the next room hoping to spare you but not really caring if you know what's going on
10(14.5%)
makes every effort to hold it in and not mention anything of it to you
5(7.2%)
other (please comment)
5(7.2%)

You and your spouse are deeply engaged in a very deep interesting conversation when you are overcome with the uncontrollable urge to have noisy putrid smelling diarrhea at that very moment. You...

invite your spouse to join you in the bathroom even though you know he will be witness to the horrible event
2(2.8%)
discreetly apologize to your spouse and excuse yourself, explaining what is going on
41(57.7%)
excuse yourself without going into any detail thus abandoning the conversation
21(29.6%)
make every effort to hold it even though you are in great agony
6(8.5%)
other (please comment)
1(1.4%)

You and your spouse are deeply engaged in a very deep interesting conversation when he is overcome with the uncontrollable urge to have noisy putrid smelling diarrhea at that very moment. He...

invites you to join him in the bathroom even though he knows you will be witness to the horrible event
8(11.4%)
discreetly apologizes to you and excuses himself, explaining what is going on
33(47.1%)
excuses himself without going into any detail thus abandoning the conversation
22(31.4%)
makes every effort to hold it even though he is in great agony
4(5.7%)
other (please comment)
3(4.3%)

How long has it been since you and your significant other first became involved romatically

over 16 years ago
4(6.2%)
10-15.9 years ago
3(4.6%)
4-9.9 years ago
14(21.5%)
1-3.9 years ago
32(49.2%)
we just started dating
7(10.8%)
we haven't started dating yet because he doesn't seem to be interested and I just can't figure out why!
5(7.7%)

which is grosser (you have to choose ONE)

loud wet smelly farts that may have resulted in the need for a change of underwear
62(88.6%)
wet smelly burps accompanied by a bit of vomit which was promptly swallowed
8(11.4%)

What did you think of this poll?

disgusting
14(20.9%)
interesting
10(14.9%)
HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!
7(10.4%)
are you ON something?
7(10.4%)
typical Lisa
1(1.5%)
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