1. How do you pronounce (the browser) yahoo?
2a. Your doorbell rings and an alternative Genie appears. He says that he's granting you one wish to be a creature of some sort. You will be this creature for the whole day. Which do you choose?
2b. Now you are the creature you've chosen, how do you spend your day?
3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how often do you fart in a week? (1=barely at all, 10=so much your butt smarts)
4. Handy Hands Hate Heavenly Horrors Heading Homewards.
5. What do you do with labels in your clothes?
6. How much do you like commenting on polls?
7. I've never had a drop-down box as an option in one of my polls, and there's a first time for everything.