Do you enjoy going to the dentist?
Hell no! Drills? Needles? SCARY!
Ohhhh yes. It's better than a trip to the dominatrix.
Maybe... is anyone looking?
It's boring. I'd rather go to the dominatrix.
It's boring, it takes too long and I have to sit there with my mouth agape for long enough it starts making me nervous.
I have ants in my pants!
Why do you care?
Other (please explain)
[Edit] I should probably answer the "Why do you care?" question, lol. I went to the dentist yesterday, so it was on my mind. And I feel goofy today, which is why the strange answer choices, lol. Just an attempt at being funny with what many (myself included) would regard as an unpleasant place to go.