How many trick or treaters came to your door tonight*? (If you weren't counting, give your best guess) [*Last night for those of you where it's November already]
None, zero squared
I don't know I wasn't at home tonight
I don't know, I was home but I was passed out/in a coma/sleeping, etc.
How late did the last trick or treater arrive
No one came to the door
Did you have enough candy?
Yes, with lots left over
Yes, with a little left over
Yes, with just the right amount
How much of the Halloween candy did you eat?
More than a little bit, but not a lot
For the most part, the kids' costumes this year were...
Very imaginative and/or very creative
Okay, but not great
Not very imaginative at all
Um, something else that doesn't fit in any of these categories (tell us in a comment)
What was the best costume you saw tonight?
How many kids were there that you thought were too old to be trick or treating?
None above whatever age I consider to be too old
None because you're never too old for trick or treating
More than a few, but not a lot