Faintheart (faintheart) wrote in polloftheday,
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Poll #1069356 Morbid, much?

What do you think will happen after you die?

Nothing, it ends right there.
26(22.2%)
Heaven/Hell
26(22.2%)
Reincarnation
18(15.4%)
Valhalla
0(0.0%)
They tell you your score and you start again
8(6.8%)
You become a ghost
3(2.6%)
Beats me
31(26.5%)
Something else (comment)
5(4.3%)

How do you think you'll die?

In my sleep
21(18.3%)
Shot
3(2.6%)
Stabbed
3(2.6%)
Hung
0(0.0%)
Overdose
2(1.7%)
Run over
4(3.5%)
Struck by meteor
3(2.6%)
Suffocated
1(0.9%)
Bled to death
1(0.9%)
Mauled by tiger
3(2.6%)
Nuclear explosion
6(5.2%)
Infectious disease
8(7.0%)
Cancer
34(29.6%)
Eaten by shark
3(2.6%)
Other (so many choices!)
23(20.0%)

About how long do you think you have left?

Less than a year
0(0.0%)
1 to 5 years
2(1.7%)
5 to 10 years
3(2.6%)
10 to 20 years
7(6.1%)
20 to 30 years
13(11.3%)
30 to 40 years
12(10.4%)
40 to 50 years
26(22.6%)
50 to 75 years
38(33.0%)
75 to 100 years
8(7.0%)
over 100 years
6(5.2%)

What do you want on your tombstone? (epitaph, not pizza toppings)

Are you going to put me in your will?

Of course, you're my sole heir!
3(2.7%)
Sure!
3(2.7%)
Absolutely!
1(0.9%)
Maybe.
5(4.5%)
Why not?
10(8.9%)
You bet!
1(0.9%)
I really want to, but everythings going to be tied up in probate for years anyway, so I'll spare you the trouble.
14(12.5%)
What's a will?
2(1.8%)
Yes, but just to say you don't get anything.
26(23.2%)
No, because I'm a spoilsport party pooper. :( :(
47(42.0%)
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