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Poll #1065043 Random silliness

Mischievous aliens kidnap you. They cut off your left hand and replace it with:

a blender
7(6.5%)
a lobster claw
36(33.6%)
a teddy bear
9(8.4%)
a rotary telephone
11(10.3%)
a disco ball
9(8.4%)
a pineapple
6(5.6%)
a copy of the Manhattan phone directory from 1986
5(4.7%)
a rollerskate
5(4.7%)
a rubber chicken
4(3.7%)
a necktie
2(1.9%)
an AM radio that only gets good reception if you stand on your right foot with your left foot over your head
4(3.7%)
an ABBA's Greatest Hits CD
2(1.9%)
a voided check for a million dollars
4(3.7%)
Andy Rooney
3(2.8%)

They give you a silly super power. You choose the ability to:

spontaneously generate bubble-gum
8(7.3%)
make people's socks disappear
10(9.2%)
"beep" people's noses from 20 feet away
6(5.5%)
turn wine into water
6(5.5%)
change the color of T-shirts
12(11.0%)
insert giggling into MP3s
6(5.5%)
make it rain in a 4 foot diameter around you, whether you're inside or not
28(25.7%)
change the text on post-it notes
13(11.9%)
neatly trim the hair on the left side of people's heads
3(2.8%)
make ordinary speech cut in and out like a bad cell-phone call
14(12.8%)
make people forget their middle name
3(2.8%)

Now they're leaving. Giggling, they offer to take someone back to their home world forever. You choose:

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