Today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day." Your thoughts about this are (select as many as apply)
What a stupid waste of time. (*Harumph*)
Woohoo!! (*Does the happy pirate dance*)
Arr, avast me mateys.
Oh crap, I forgot to send out Pirate Day Cards and buy presents
Meh, it makes as much sense as a lot of other Hallmark holidays.
I vote for Neil Young as Grand Marshall of the Pirate Day Parade (Hmm, I wonder who will select this option?)
I pirate software, does that count?
I celebrate it religiously (I'm a member of the Church of the Jolly Roger)
Other (please reply with your own unique observation on this topic)
To learn more about this holiday, a two-minute youtube video follows.