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Poll #1036412 Unpleasant decisions

You're being devoured by sharks. What kind of shark would you prefer to be eaten by?

Great white
26(26.0%)
Tiger shark
7(7.0%)
Hammerhead
19(19.0%)
Blue shark
2(2.0%)
Mako
2(2.0%)
Bull shark
4(4.0%)
Soupfin shark (there is so such a shark! Look it up!)
4(4.0%)
Whitetip shark
1(1.0%)
I would like to be devoured by a variety of sharks, please.
34(34.0%)
One of the other many varieties of shark. I will comment if I have a preference.
1(1.0%)

You're walking along the sidewalk and you hear a loud *TWANG*. You look up and see a large musical instument about to crush you. What is it?

Grand piano
35(33.3%)
Baby grand
10(9.5%)
Upright piano
2(1.9%)
Pipe organ
22(21.0%)
Calliope
9(8.6%)
Harpsichord
22(21.0%)
Some other musical instrument that will crush me, even if it's a piccolo. Really. I'll comment to tell you the gory details.
5(4.8%)

You are (or were) in a horror movie. What kind of monster has just killed you?

Vampire
41(38.7%)
Werewolf
9(8.5%)
Zombie
8(7.5%)
Deranged psychopath
16(15.1%)
Godzilla
11(10.4%)
Mutant fish (Have you seen The Host? If you haven't, you should!)
3(2.8%)
Blob
4(3.8%)
Giant snake
1(0.9%)
Demon
11(10.4%)
Some other kind of monster that I will com- *urk*
2(1.9%)

You are dead. Now what?

Heaven!
21(20.0%)
Hell!
3(2.9%)
Reincarnation for me!
32(30.5%)
Valhalla!
12(11.4%)
I'm just going to lie here in my box and decompose.
33(31.4%)
Some other thing that I will comment about.
4(3.8%)
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