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Nuckin Futz

Sorry, I was feeling bored, sily and my computer was within reach.



Poll #1027946 Nuckin Futz Part Trois

Imagine that you are a high school teacher and today on your curriculum, you are required to show a documentary to your class, but it must be chosen from the selections listed below. Which do you select?

The Dung Beetle is Our Friend
21(23.9%)
The Making of Head Cheese
18(20.5%)
The Poetry of Gastric Disorders
10(11.4%)
Televangelists Talk About Puberty
38(43.2%)
The Wonderful World of Toenail Fungus
1(1.1%)

You become principal of the school and get to rename the school, but it must be renamed after one of the following famous (?) individuals. The name you choose is:

Orville Redenbacher High School
22(25.3%)
Dan Quayle Secondary School
1(1.1%)
Camryn Manheim Academy
17(19.5%)
Coco Crisp Institute of Higher Learning
19(21.8%)
Derek Zoolander College
28(32.2%)

You're so successful as principal that your town elects you mayor. When aliens land in your town square, you must appoint an ambassador to greet them from the only five brave volunteers (listed below). You select:

Keith Richards
30(34.5%)
Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf (aka Baghdad Bob)
3(3.4%)
David Hyde-Pierce
25(28.7%)
Kevin Federline
11(12.6%)
Whitney Houston
18(20.7%)

Your ambassador gets vaporized by the aliens, but they leave and you're a hero. The townspeople want to build a statue of you, but a strained town budget means that it must be sculpted from one of the materials listed below. Which do you select?

Kraft Dinner
8(9.1%)
Belly-button lint
1(1.1%)
Bikini wax
1(1.1%)
Liposuctioned fat
2(2.3%)
Melted down Hillary Duff cds
76(86.4%)

You decide it's been a very stressful year and you deserve a holiday. You decide to embezzle what's left of the city treasury, which will pay for an all expense paid holiday to one of these exotic (but real) Canadian destinations. You select:

Climax, Saskatchewan
20(23.0%)
Dildo, Newfoundland
17(19.5%)
Spuzzum, British Columbia
9(10.3%)
Moose Factory, Ontario
24(27.6%)
Saint Louis-du-ha-ha, Quebec
17(19.5%)


Thank you for playing. Vanna will give you a lovely parting gift on your way back to sanity.
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