Kenneth (kensmind) wrote in polloftheday,
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Pottermania

With apologies to all the Harry Potter fans in this community (and I know there are a zillion of you), it just seems that every where you turn, somebody is writing something about HP as the countdown to the release of book 7 approaches. So, please forgive me for a momentary lapse of sanity....



Poll #1023808 Pottermania

What do you think happens at the end of the next (and supposedly final) Harry Potter book?

J. K. Rowling gets filthy rich
0(0.0%)
J. K. Rowling gets even richer
2(2.7%)
J. K. Rowling buys an island in the Carribean and stocks it with Cabana boys
0(0.0%)
Hagrid is arrested for inappropriate touching of Dracoy Malfoy
0(0.0%)
Daniel Radcliffe goes on Saturday Night Live and tells everyone to get a life.
0(0.0%)
Hogwarts: The Next Generation
1(1.4%)
The stock market crashes
0(0.0%)
Don't Stop Believing by Journey plays loudly and then the screen goes black
2(2.7%)
Donald Trump creates a reality show for the displaced Potter readers.
2(2.7%)
Other (tell us what)
0(0.0%)

Which do you think would have been a better title for the last Potter book?

Harry Potter and the Dead Hooker in the Trunk
10(14.3%)
Harry Potter and Hold Crap I Just Killed My Cash Cow
20(28.6%)
Harry Potter and the Silent But Deadly Gas
7(10.0%)
Harry Potter and the Viagra Commercial
1(1.4%)
Harry Potter and the Menage-a-trois
16(22.9%)
Harry Potter and the Morrocan Prison Romance
8(11.4%)
None of these, I would have called it ______ (tell us in a comment)
8(11.4%)
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