Kenneth (kensmind) wrote in polloftheday,
Kenneth
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Poll #1008427 Rude questions

What's your problem?

Flatulence
13(16.7%)
Hives
2(2.6%)
Armpit rash
3(3.8%)
Priapism
2(2.6%)
Lumbago
0(0.0%)
Bursitis
0(0.0%)
Ricky lost my number after I told him not to
4(5.1%)
I invested heavily in polyester stock
3(3.8%)
Dick Cheney wants me to go hunting with him
10(12.8%)
She blinded me... with science!
19(24.4%)
I went to the hospital to get them to prick my boil but they got it backwards and boiled my, er...
2(2.6%)
I got the rockin pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu
9(11.5%)
Lucille left me and she picked a fine time to do it
1(1.3%)
Several/many/most of the above
6(7.7%)
Man, let me tell you about my problem... in a comment of course
4(5.1%)

What are you lookin at?

Porn, what'd you expect?
13(16.5%)
A four leafed clover
2(2.5%)
Lubbock, Texas in my rear view mirror
0(0.0%)
What used to be my hair in my shower drain
1(1.3%)
The latest edition of Enema Digest
1(1.3%)
My next door neighbour, through binoculars
6(7.6%)
Nothing, I told you, she blinded me... with science!
9(11.4%)
George Bush's approval ratings go down the toilet
10(12.7%)
Neptune in the moon of Uranus
5(6.3%)
The Oprah Winfrey Show, with special guest Clay Aiken
0(0.0%)
CNN, they're reporting that Anna Nicole Smith is still dead
4(5.1%)
Well, I'm looking for love, in all the wrong places
3(3.8%)
5 to 10 in medium security, less with good behaviour
5(6.3%)
I dunno, what are you lookin at?
20(25.3%)
Something much better, let me tell you about it in a comment
0(0.0%)

Who's your daddy?

Um, my mother's husband
35(45.5%)
William Shatner
7(9.1%)
Well, since the operation, it's my other mom now
3(3.9%)
A man who likes to pour some sugar on me
4(5.2%)
A man at the leather bar in assless chaps
5(6.5%)
Slick Willy from Hope, Arkansas
2(2.6%)
Wolf Blitzer
1(1.3%)
Puff Daddy
5(6.5%)
Jon Voight
1(1.3%)
Donald Trump
0(0.0%)
Several of the above
13(16.9%)
Someone else that I'll tell you about in a comment
1(1.3%)
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