In Richard III, after losing his ride in battle, the King cries out "a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!" What would you take in trade for your kingdom (such as it is)?
The theme song from the Beverly Hillbillies tells us that "the next thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire; the kin folks said 'Jed, move away from there!'" What would your kin folks say if you became a millionaire?
According to Freddy Mercury and Queen, "fat-bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round!" What makes your rockin' world go round?
Red Green, the proprietor of Possum Lodge, frequently says "if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." In a similar vein, your motto is: