I don't want to work today. Can I go home?
Don't want to work? Clearly you're feverish, go home immediately!
No. Your'e stuck here like the rest of us.
No. In fact, I need you to stay late today.
Sure thing! Just clear out your desk before you go.
Uh, why are you asking me? It's not my problem, ask someone else.
Only if I can go, too.
I thought we fired you weeks ago...
*shrug* Do what you like, I don't care.