Yes, Francis *is* a boy's name (superdork37) wrote in polloftheday,
Yes, Francis *is* a boy's name
superdork37
polloftheday

  • Mood:

Story time!



Poll #975350 Story time!

You are walking through an enchanted...

forest
75(48.7%)
nail salon
5(3.2%)
castle
31(20.1%)
soup kitchen
20(13.0%)
alternate dimention
23(14.9%)

When suddenly you come upon a magical...

frog
10(6.5%)
fairy
49(31.8%)
homosexual
46(29.9%)
piece of cheese
32(20.8%)
corpse
17(11.0%)

He/she/it asks you if you want to...

play a game
39(25.2%)
hear a joke
20(12.9%)
live forever
40(25.8%)
eat some ice cream
30(19.4%)
watch a movie
26(16.8%)

You say...

"Yes, please! I love to try new things!"
34(21.9%)
"Sure."
86(55.5%)
"No, thanks."
12(7.7%)
"Get the hell away from me!"
5(3.2%)
Nothing, because you don't speak the language here.
18(11.6%)

The frog/fairy/homosexual/cheese/corpse replies, "I don't care what you want!" He/she/it has plans for you. "I have plans for you! I need you to..."

"steal a magical gem back from my arch nemesis!"
22(14.2%)
"feed my goldfish!"
23(14.8%)
"join me on my quest to fight evil!"
42(27.1%)
"bake me a cake!"
22(14.2%)
"buy me porn!"
46(29.7%)

"Because if you don't..."

"the world will end."
38(24.5%)
"I will be very, very sad."
24(15.5%)
"I'll cut you."
26(16.8%)
"uh...bad things will happen...yeah."
40(25.8%)
"I'll fail algebra."
27(17.4%)

You find this reasoning compelling enough and you agree because you are...

a kind-hearted soul.
38(24.5%)
a weak-minded fool.
18(11.6%)
a Gryffindor.
24(15.5%)
a secret agent.
35(22.6%)
drunk.
40(25.8%)

You immediately begin to...

gather provisions.
43(27.7%)
find the perfect outfit.
22(14.2%)
panic.
15(9.7%)
regret your decision.
24(15.5%)
burst into song.
51(32.9%)

He/she/it wishes you luck and then promptly disappears. You begin your task, but are suddenly confronted by a giant...

troll.
24(15.5%)
piece of cheese. (no relation to the enchanted piece of cheese)
19(12.3%)
marshmallow man.
57(36.8%)
spider.
11(7.1%)
evil version of yourself.
44(28.4%)

However, you are not afriad because you know that you...

can kick some serious ass.
36(23.2%)
are totally hot and can get anyone to do anything you want.
10(6.5%)
are always really lucky.
26(16.8%)
can burp the alphabet.
19(12.3%)
must be hallucinating anyway.
64(41.3%)

You manage to slay the beast and complete your task! Go you! You are just wondering what to do with your life now that this is all over, when the magical creature from the beginning of the story reappears and wants to thank you by...

giving you a gift certificate to your local Starbucks.
50(32.3%)
making you a knight.
34(21.9%)
shaking your hand.
15(9.7%)
marrying you.
23(14.8%)
creating a statue in your image.
33(21.3%)

You graciously accept and...

live happily ever after.
27(17.4%)
rocks fall and everyone dies.
33(21.3%)
are rudely awaken by your alarm clock.
44(28.4%)
are never heard from again.
23(14.8%)
make it home in time for American Idol.
28(18.1%)
Subscribe

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 11 comments