You are walking through an enchanted...
alternate dimention
23(14.9%)
When suddenly you come upon a magical...
piece of cheese
32(20.8%)
He/she/it asks you if you want to...
eat some ice cream
30(19.4%)
You say...
"Yes, please! I love to try new things!"
34(21.9%)
"Get the hell away from me!"
5(3.2%)
Nothing, because you don't speak the language here.
18(11.6%)
The frog/fairy/homosexual/cheese/corpse replies, "I don't care what you want!" He/she/it has plans for you. "I have plans for you! I need you to..."
"steal a magical gem back from my arch nemesis!"
22(14.2%)
"feed my goldfish!"
23(14.8%)
"join me on my quest to fight evil!"
42(27.1%)
"bake me a cake!"
22(14.2%)
"Because if you don't..."
"the world will end."
38(24.5%)
"I will be very, very sad."
24(15.5%)
"I'll cut you."
26(16.8%)
"uh...bad things will happen...yeah."
40(25.8%)
"I'll fail algebra."
27(17.4%)
You find this reasoning compelling enough and you agree because you are...
a kind-hearted soul.
38(24.5%)
a weak-minded fool.
18(11.6%)
a secret agent.
35(22.6%)
You immediately begin to...
gather provisions.
43(27.7%)
find the perfect outfit.
22(14.2%)
regret your decision.
24(15.5%)
burst into song.
51(32.9%)
He/she/it wishes you luck and then promptly disappears. You begin your task, but are suddenly confronted by a giant...
piece of cheese. (no relation to the enchanted piece of cheese)
19(12.3%)
marshmallow man.
57(36.8%)
evil version of yourself.
44(28.4%)
However, you are not afriad because you know that you...
can kick some serious ass.
36(23.2%)
are totally hot and can get anyone to do anything you want.
10(6.5%)
are always really lucky.
26(16.8%)
can burp the alphabet.
19(12.3%)
must be hallucinating anyway.
64(41.3%)
You manage to slay the beast and complete your task! Go you! You are just wondering what to do with your life now that this is all over, when the magical creature from the beginning of the story reappears and wants to thank you by...
giving you a gift certificate to your local Starbucks.
50(32.3%)
making you a knight.
34(21.9%)
shaking your hand.
15(9.7%)
creating a statue in your image.
33(21.3%)
You graciously accept and...
live happily ever after.
27(17.4%)
rocks fall and everyone dies.
33(21.3%)
are rudely awaken by your alarm clock.
44(28.4%)
are never heard from again.
23(14.8%)
make it home in time for American Idol.
28(18.1%)
dorky