Patchouli (coma_aditi) wrote in polloftheday,
Patchouli
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This is your brain on silly

What does your breath smell like in the morning?

Iguana droppings
5(6.1%)
A skunk
4(4.9%)
A hunk of raw meat that has been left sitting in 2 inches of milk in an 80 degree environment for a week
13(15.9%)
Blood
2(2.4%)
Nothing
11(13.4%)
Minty fresh, because I'm special
6(7.3%)
Dog farts
4(4.9%)
I never find out because I hold my breath immediately upon awakening until I get my teeth brushed
8(9.8%)
Salad dressing
2(2.4%)
Garlic, because I'm afraid of vampires
7(8.5%)
Some strange perfume
1(1.2%)
Liquid nitrogen
6(7.3%)
A cannibis plant
4(4.9%)
Orange peelings
3(3.7%)
Something else not on the list
6(7.3%)


[Edit] Even though I sleep during the day, I still put "morning", haha. It should be "What does your breath smell like when you first wake up?"
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