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Lesser of two evils? 
22nd-Sep-2010 10:44 pm
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You submit your resume to Monster.com, and have been looking for a job for months. You can't afford to turn down a job offer. Good news: In this slow economy, you got not one, but two offers! Bad news:

Poll #1622570 poll pot

Which job offer do you take? ("Neither" is NOT an option.)

Umbrella Corporation
16(36.4%)
Wolfram & Hart
28(63.6%)
Comments 
23rd-Sep-2010 06:52 am (UTC)
Hang in there, your job offer from Aperture Science should arrive any minute now.

ApertureScience
23rd-Sep-2010 10:30 pm (UTC)
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23rd-Sep-2010 11:11 am (UTC)
Well, I'm afraid that "neither" IS going to have to be an option for me because I've heard of neither of those companies. And I'm not going to work for any company I don't know anything about.
23rd-Sep-2010 11:24 am (UTC)
The Umbrella Corporation is from Resident Evil, it's the company that invented the t-virus (the virus that turns people into zombies) among other things. Wolfram & Hart is from Buffy/Angel and is a law firm that works defense for all kinds of evil being, supernatural and otherwise; it also happens to be run by the "Senior Partners," which are big bad demons we never get to see or hear, just get messages from.

So basically the choice is either die horribly and turn into a zombie, or work for a company that will make you literally sell your soul to the devil.
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23rd-Sep-2010 12:44 pm (UTC)
I'm going to go with Umbrella Corporation. Because zombies are awesome! And also because working for Wolfram & Hart means your indebted long past your death. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that when you become zombiefied your soul is at rest, at least.
23rd-Sep-2010 01:41 pm (UTC)
I know Wolfram and Hart but not Umbrella Corporation.

But, uh, I'm a lawyer anyway so it might make sense to take the W&H job for me.
23rd-Sep-2010 02:18 pm (UTC)
I'm unfamiliar with both (though I get the reference to Umbrella Corporation, and checked the Wiki link to W&H) so I'll have to abstain from voting this round.

Now, if you'd said Tomoe Labs, you'd have a winner.

23rd-Sep-2010 04:18 pm (UTC)
I'd take demons over zombies any day.

Is that weird? Maybe.
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23rd-Sep-2010 08:37 pm (UTC)
I'll take Wolfram & Hart, as long as it's season 5. ;)
23rd-Sep-2010 09:55 pm (UTC)
I'm not familiar with Umbrella Corp but it doesn't even matter. Wolfram & Hart all the way.
26th-Sep-2010 12:28 pm (UTC)
Wolfram and Hart obviously. :)
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